for my joe o’ the day i chose a coney tuesday friendly joe, 68 dogs in 12 minutes: the champ

JOEY JAWS CHESTNUT

joey is ranked as the number one competitive eater in the WORLD by the international federation of competitive eating – some accomplishment.  generally, i despise disrespecting food <cough adam richman man vs. food> in abundance, but somehow the hot dog eating contest has always amused me . . . exceptions are allowed, right?  chestnut trains by fasting and stretching his stomach with gallons of milk, water and protein supplements – ick.

for more on the #1 eater:
wikipedia
i.f.o.c.e. eater profile
forbes article
myspace

i know that on monday, i said i’d be drawing anyone, but i decided instead to draw joe.
jo/joey/johanna/joseph/joanne – why not.  please check in at posterous for your daily cup of joe -or- explore thing-a-day, the reason i’m doing this

calendar:
feb 1 : joey lawrence
feb 2: joe biden
feb 3:  joe cocker
feb 4: joey buttafuoco
feb 5: joe dimaggio
feb 6: jo frost
feb 7: joseph smith <big love what>
feb 8: joey fatone
feb 9: joey chestnut <coney tuesday>
feb 10: joey potter
feb 11: joseph stalin
feb 12: joey mcintyre
feb 13: joe solmonese
feb 14: joseph fiennes
feb 15: joe montana
feb 16: joe jackson
feb 17: joey gladstone
feb 18: joe lieberman
feb 19: jojo
feb 20: joe torre
feb 21: joey ramone
feb 22: joseph gordon-levitt
feb 23: fat joe
feb 24: joe jonas
feb 25: jo de la rosa
feb 26: joe walsh
feb 27: joe namath
feb 28: joey tribbiani

alternates:
g.i. joe
jo dee messina
joe camel
joe strummer
joe the plumber
joe mccarthy

elephants won by appx 400

elephants won by > 400

friday’s elephant vs. man hot dog eating contest, held near the boom-a-ring circus tents, was rather anti-climactic.  not nearly the attendance as the real deal on saturday – elephants had a decent showing and of course a handful of protesters screaming that ringling beats their animals.  because the majestic creatures are herbivores, the match was buns only – and quite naturally they beat the homo sapien contestants by a landslide <but did start early – cheaters>.  i was impressed by the commitment of all 3 human contenders – scarfing those wet vacant rolls down despite competing the following day as well.  unfortunately the sound system was changed last minute + therefore the generally enthusiastic announcer was left moderately frustrated:  his voice kept disappearing into the black hole of speakers.  i’m sure he had great commentary – we just couldn’t hear it.  ok we heard every – other – word.

surf + stillwell

Coney Island - Stillwell Avenue

saturday’s nathan’s famous hot dog eating contest was unsurprisingly chaotic.  crowds gathered as early as 9am <if not before> to secure decent visability of kobayashi + chestnut <mostly press blocked any semblance of a view>.  a trampoline was positioned directly center of the stillwell/surf intersection for pre-show entertainment.  because street watching afforded a view of the jumbotron + backs of heads – we relocated to rooftop: bleacher seats.  from there, we could still see the giant screen, still hear the wonderul announcer <same from elephants> – only now enjoy a lovely breeze and loads of personal space.  strangely, the crowd seem to favor underdog kobayashi.  i expected more nationalism from new yorkers.  but when joey managed to keep 68 HDB down in just 10 minutes – the hordes went wild.  and then quickly dispersed.  where do competitors go afterward? how do they fell the next day? curious – but not really.

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